Tag Archive: sarcasm

Daria’s 10 rules for employment courses

1. There must always be a minimum of one unemployed actor in your course. If your course does not have an unemployed actor in it, consider hiring one for free as part of… Continue reading →

notes re: #NoahMovie

Scripture writer 1: So, in our little Noah story, should we include a specific note about this being a mixed race family? Scripture writer 2: Nah, that’s way too obvious. No one who reads this could possibly think all… Continue reading →

You’re horrible at dating. Here’s why.

Time for some tough love for your love life! Remember: I just want you to be happy.   1. You set the bar too high. // Just because you manage to do the… Continue reading →

Plan (1)

So, there is a plan. The plan is to find a nice job that generates a decent pay check. Get career in order. Pretty solid stuff. I refuse to overthink the plan beyond… Continue reading →