Category Archive: free form

Daria’s 10 rules for employment courses

1. There must always be a minimum of one unemployed actor in your course. If your course does not have an unemployed actor in it, consider hiring one for free as part of… Continue reading →

Hustling 101

Your middle-class upbringing did not prepare you for this. Episode 1: pawning mah jewels Goal of experiment: to sell gold bracelet, (henceforth known as *item*) presumed to be 14 carat gold, for lots… Continue reading →

notes re: #NoahMovie

Scripture writer 1: So, in our little Noah story, should we include a specific note about this being a mixed race family? Scripture writer 2: Nah, that’s way too obvious. No one who reads this could possibly think all… Continue reading →

You’re horrible at dating. Here’s why.

Time for some tough love for your love life! Remember: I just want you to be happy.   1. You set the bar too high. // Just because you manage to do the… Continue reading →

It’s just really really complicated

C: So I have this dating listicle that I want to write, but it isn’t really working. A:  Right. C: It’s a good enough pitch, I’m just not making it work. A: Okay.… Continue reading →

Nymph()maniac Vol III*

After the dramatic score of classical music mixed with Rammstein over a long shot of an anonymous city in a thunderstorm ends, the camera zooms in on a battered version of Joe, (Charlotte… Continue reading →

Plan (1)

So, there is a plan. The plan is to find a nice job that generates a decent pay check. Get career in order. Pretty solid stuff. I refuse to overthink the plan beyond… Continue reading →