Category Archive: free form

Daria’s 10 rules for employment courses

1. There must always be a minimum of one unemployed actor in your course. If your course does not have an unemployed actor in it, consider hiring one for free as part of… Continue reading

Hustling 101

Your middle-class upbringing did not prepare you for this. Episode 1: pawning mah jewels Goal of experiment: to sell gold bracelet, (henceforth known as *item*) presumed to be 14 carat gold, for lots… Continue reading

notes re: #NoahMovie

Scripture writer 1: So, in our little Noah story, should we include a specific note about this being a mixed race family? Scripture writer 2: Nah, that’s way too obvious. No one who reads this could possibly think all… Continue reading

You’re horrible at dating. Here’s why.

Time for some tough love for your love life! Remember: I just want you to be happy.   1. You set the bar too high. // Just because you manage to do the… Continue reading

It’s just really really complicated

C: So I have this dating listicle that I want to write, but it isn’t really working. A:  Right. C: It’s a good enough pitch, I’m just not making it work. A: Okay.… Continue reading

Nymph()maniac Vol III*

After the dramatic score of classical music mixed with Rammstein over a long shot of an anonymous city in a thunderstorm ends, the camera zooms in on a battered version of Joe, (Charlotte… Continue reading

Plan (1)

So, there is a plan. The plan is to find a nice job that generates a decent pay check. Get career in order. Pretty solid stuff. I refuse to overthink the plan beyond… Continue reading